I can feel you judging me through the phone.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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