This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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