I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
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Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
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Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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