worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
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