New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
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Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
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let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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