idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I can't turn off my feet"
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
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