i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Randomize
