Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
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Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
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And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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