He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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