I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
i just google imaged poop.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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