you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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