Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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