Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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