quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
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going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
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Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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