youre lurking in front of me
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
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