we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
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