Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
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i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
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You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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