if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
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Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
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I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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