Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
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I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
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Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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