who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
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Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I will pee on everything he values.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
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I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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