Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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