I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I just want to make out with him forever
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