She announced her abortion via fbk
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
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I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
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I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
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