i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Tell her she can't have a vagina
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
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This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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