scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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