Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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