LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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