It's Friday. Sex?
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
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My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
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DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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