He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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