do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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