I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
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I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
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haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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