Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
you would pick up someone in the library
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
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why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
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We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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