i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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