Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
