Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
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He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
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What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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