we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
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We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
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He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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