Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
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DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
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I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
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