hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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