I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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