Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
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We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
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She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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