So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
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