you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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