I'm drive I can fine osifer
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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