So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
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