Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
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During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
areolas are like halos for boobs.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
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I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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