doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
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I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
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Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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