YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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