why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
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I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
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Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
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