dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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