as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
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it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
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btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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