doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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