we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
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I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
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See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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