I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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