Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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